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Welcome to Wiseguy Pizza

At Wiseguy Pizza, we celebrate the rich traditions of New York-style pizza while adding a touch of modern flair. Located in the heart of Washington, DC, our cozy eatery offers a range of delicious options, from classic slices to inventive vegan dishes. Our signature "Wise Guy" pizza, boasting a perfect harmony of toppings and a satisfyingly crispy crust, captures the essence of authentic Italian flavors. Customers rave about our garlic knots and diverse selection of pizzas by the slice, making it a favorite for casual dining or late-night cravings. With a welcoming vibe and outdoor seating, Wiseguy Pizza is your go-to spot for satisfying meals and memorable experiences.

Wiseguy Pizza: Reviews & Ratings

Rob M.
Rob M.

Really 3.5. Not quite a NY slice and barely warm, but they were busy and had a lot of varieties available by the slice. Garlic knots were solid. Not much indoor seating.

Eric Y.
Eric Y.

It is clean and gets the job done for take out. I get it. It is a take out pizza place but the employees could be a bit more generous in how they speak with customers instead of treating us like a transaction making it look like we are bothering them. However, the Pizza is great. Perfect ratio of bread to toppings and crust with some crispiness/chewiness in every bite. I prefer the supreme and it is magical.

Dan M.
Dan M.

Picked up some to go as we were staying around the corner at the Arlo. Wasn't too hungry and we only wanted a small pizza. The small is only available in cauliflower crust which seemed odd but whatever. Order the backyard which is veggie heavy. Really tasty and had a great kick to the sauce. Crust was thin and crispy, just how I like it. When I did pickup, they had a great selection of by the slice pizzas. A great way to experiment with other flavors. Would recommend.

Amanda D.
Amanda D.

Came here for a birthday party and if I'm being honest, I wasn't that excited because the menu is so tiny and I tend to gravitate towards a lower carb chicken option. However, I stepped outside of my comfort zone and ordered the wise guy pizza with Caesar salad. My husband and I loved it! 10/10 and the hot honey on the table made the pizza that much more delicious. The atmosphere is absolutely old Italian mob vibe. The name suits it well. Our server was fantastic! Highly recommend and can't wait to come back!

Kenneth M.
Kenneth M.

We were in town for a volleyball tournament and gave Wiseguy's a try...Everyone loved the pizza and the service was great! Will definitely try Wiseguy's again!

Arthur C.
Arthur C.

What I love about Wiseguys is the unique flavors that you don't find at other D.C. pizza shops. I ordered the paneer tikka (my favorite), along with the Korean chicken and buffalo pizzas. The pizzas are made with high quality ingredients, great flavor and large portions. The staff were super friendly, they have both indoor/outdoor seating and are open later than many other food spots in the area.

Kelli H.
Kelli H.

I recently popped by for a slice on my way between events on a busy day. Inside is small and made for efficiency - you can tell most people are ordering to go. I was greeted and had my order taken quickly, and was in and out within five minutes with three different types - a buffalo chicken (the best one), nashville hot chicken, and vegan supreme. I love a slice shop that has a lot of variety - all done well - and with several convenient locations around the city.

Location

  • Wiseguy Pizza
    300 Massachusetts Ave NW Retail 1 Washington, DC 20001 United States Hotline: (202) 408-7800

Welcome to Wiseguy Pizza

If you find yourself wandering through Washington, DC, and your pizza cravings strike, look no further than Wiseguy Pizza. Nestled at 300 Massachusetts Ave NW, Retail 1, this charming spot provides a warm, casual atmosphere that beckons both locals and visitors alike. With a menu that expertly balances tradition and innovation, Wiseguy Pizza masterfully captures the essence of classic Italian pizzerias, making it a haven for pizza aficionados.

Why Choose Wiseguy Pizza?

Wiseguy Pizza isn’t just about food; it’s about an experience. The moment you step through the doors, you are transported into a lively setting reminiscent of old Italian mobster days. The vibe is casual, the noise level moderate, and the aroma of freshly baked pizza fills the air, setting the stage for an unforgettable dining experience.

Menu Highlights

  • Square Pizzas: From the Grandma Marinara to the Sicilian Pepperoni, each pizza is crafted with high-quality ingredients, featuring a perfect blend of sauces and cheeses. The Spicy Roni pizza is a standout, boasting a kick that keeps you coming back for more.
  • Combos: Ideal for those on the go, the slice and drink combos offer value without compromising taste. Grab a Pepperoni Slice Drink Combo for a satisfying and quick meal.
  • Desserts: Don’t forget to treat yourself! Indulge in a slice of Red Velvet Cheesecake or a classic Chocolate Chip Cookie to round off your meal perfectly.

Customer Favorites

Patrons are raving about the variety and quality of the pizzas. As one satisfied customer put it, the supreme pizza offers a “magical” experience with the perfect balance of toppings and a crispy crust. Another delighted diner fell for the vegetarian backyard pizza, highlighting its thin, crispy crust and flavorful kick.

Accessibility and Amenities

Wiseguy Pizza makes dining easy with ample utilities. Customers can enjoy:

  • Delivery and takeout options
  • Dog-friendly outdoor seating
  • Reservations and catering services
  • Payment options including Android Pay, Apple Pay, and credit cards
  • Special offerings like happy hour and group-friendly arrangements

In Conclusion

Wiseguy Pizza is more than just a pizzeria; it's a community gathering space where delicious pizza and great memories come together. Whether you're stopping by for a quick slice, catering an event, or enjoying a late-night meal, Wiseguy Pizza delivers on all fronts. For genuine flavors and a slice of the Italian way of life, you can't go wrong here. Call (202) 408-7800 or visit them today to see why everyone is buzzing about this local gem!